MEMORANDUM
To: CEO
Importance: High
Dear Boss,
Our staff has completed 18 months of work on time and on budget.
We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system.
We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives and modified all data
to reflect the change.
We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y2K" date change mission, and have now implemented
all changes to all programs and all data to reflect the new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December
As well as:
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thrusdak, Fridak, Saturdak.
I trust that this is satisfactory, because, to be honest, none of this "Y to K" problem has made any
sense to me.
But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any possible way.
Yours sincerely,
Manuel de Oliveira
Senior Programmer